i woke up this morning relieved that i did not awake with a swollen face again. my allergies got the best of me yesterday, and it i was not pretty. i guess i’ve been used to sleeping on my pillows with the hypoallergenic cover and uh… minor reaction. i…
i can’t believe i’m about to write this. this weekend, brett asked me to marry him, and it was everything and nothing like i imagined it would be. mostly because it was completely unexpected. we’ve talked about it on more than one occasion, and i’ve always…
brett came home from oklahoma yesterday afternoon, and his buddies got here about 3 hours later. and i haven’t stopped moving ever since. i took a half day on friday. actually, it ended up being less than that because i started feeling sick around 10:30. realizing i had…
brett does. he seriously farted on my dog today. i don’t even care that i’m writing it on the internet for all the world to see because, well, he deserves it. poor, poor loki. and also because that’s just something that you don’t get to put…
cue night at the roxbury music W: dude! i just looked at that truck and it said 53′ on the side of it, and THEN we passed mile marker 53! jesus is playing tricks on us! B: yea… jesus already played a trick on you, babe. why am i with…
do not underestimate it. man, this is gonna sound weird. so, brett and i were rough-housing in bed last night, and before that gets taken out of context, i would like to state that this story is 100% unrelated to sex, so you can just throw that out the window…
W: what was that noise? B: i tried to barp while going over the railroad tracks. W: …barp? B: did i just say barp? W: what the hell is barp?? B: it sounds like burp, but rhymes with larp, but they are completely unrelated. you can burp while you larp,…
let me start out by saying that… my weirdness is not random. at all. my mom is weird. my dad is weird. my weirdness was, unavoidably, inherited. and i can never thank my parents enough. HOWEVER, they still catch me off guard from time to time. i received an e-mail…