for whatever reason, loki has decided she doesn’t like waiting for us to wake up in the morning to do her business. she gets these random spurts. like… she’ll go without having an accident for 7-8 months, and then one morning… WHOOPS! and then she’ll continue to…
i’ve posted a couple random stories on here about childhood shenanigans involving becky, my childhood best friend. although, i still consider her a best friend, despite the fact that we never get to see each other (she has a habit of moving to foreign countries). she’s one of…
when i was leaving the exam center on friday, i was all smiles after finding out that i had passed. i texted brett earlier that day and told him that if i passed, i was going to treat myself to either A) a new piercing, or B) a new hair-do.…
[](/content/images/2010/09/boots.png)i want every single one of these. and all of them have free overnight or 2-day shipping on [endless.com](http://www.endless.com). shoot me now.…
i passed my CEH exam on friday. and today i got endorsed for my full CISSP (woot!). this is really exciting for me. mostly because if you had told me 2 years ago that i would have both of these certifications already, i would have said you’re shitting me.…
i really wonder what my maintenance man thinks after visiting our apartment. a couple weeks ago, i put in a maintenance request to fix a few things in our apartment. like my bathroom cabinet door that was hanging on by 1 screw. and the vent on our microwave that just…
things that taste better than hot molten slag: 1. cold slag 2. chalk 3. rotten bananas 4. fertilizer 5. spray-on tans 6. adhesive 7. dog food 8. nyquil 9. moldy bread also, it hurts. in case you didn’t know.…
driving back from the bank… on the radio…”If you see anymore traffic problems, give us a call!” W: All of Rivers Ave is a traffic problem! B: No, it’s just that everyone in traffic on Rivers Ave has problems. And people with problems WILL have traffic problems. W:…