i know this has been passed around the internet a couple million times, but i have it saved in a text file on my laptop for the sole purpose of remembering how much fun we had when we were kids. and i have to say that everything in this list…
cue night at the roxbury music W: dude! i just looked at that truck and it said 53′ on the side of it, and THEN we passed mile marker 53! jesus is playing tricks on us! B: yea… jesus already played a trick on you, babe. why am i with…
brett and i went to best buy last night, specifically to look for the gaming headset he wanted, and then it turned into a joke about how we can’t go to best buy without buying a TV. and then we bought a TV. we bought this TV. it’s…
 *then…*… … and now… let’s try that again. … … then… … … and now… she is squatting in this picture. i made her. … … so… not only have we not changed in *height* in the last 14 years, we really haven’t changed at all. i’…
i was sick of staring at my old layout, so i “hired” a friend of mine, amanda, to whip up this badass drawing for a new design. i told her i’d pay her, and she said NO WAY DON’T GIVE ME MONEY, but because of the sheer awesomeness…
what happens when you invite Cookie Monster to your party? he eats DESTROYS all your cookies!  *the inevitable happens.* *quick! 5-second rule!* EAT THEM! OM NOM NOM! MOAR COOKIES! nom…
brett and i went to see paranormal activity 2 last night. i was reluctant since the first one was pretty much a waste of $20, but i also love scary movies so what the hell. it couldn’t be much worse. we were both pleasantly (and unfortunately) surprised after realizing…
do not underestimate it. man, this is gonna sound weird. so, brett and i were rough-housing in bed last night, and before that gets taken out of context, i would like to state that this story is 100% unrelated to sex, so you can just throw that out the window…