W: so, jen left my apartment at 12:30 AM, went to wal-mart, and then sent me a picture of a lumpy pumpkin.
J: it was really lumpy!!! and i needed milk!
W: yea. she also sent me a picture of an elephant.
M: were you near the elephant?
J: no, the person near the people who were ON the elephant sent me the picture!
M: so, you just passed it on?
W: next time, i want a picture of a lumpy elephant.
M: OR ELEPHANTITIS!
W & J thoroughly disgusted
W: NO WAY. that is disgusting. she might GET it.
M: can you GET elephantitis?
W: i don’t know, but i guarantee if you google that shit you’ll find yourself in a whole new world of [expletive]-ed up that you never wanted to experience.
M: i wonder if it’s contagious.
W: i don’t know, but i’m too short to be lumpy.
M: you’d be a weeble wobble!
J: THEY NEVER FALL DOWN!
W: well, there’s the silver lining!
J: just sayin’!
i love my coworkers. despite the fact that we have disturbing conversations, i will be praying for disturbing come tomorrow morning at 7 AM when our 9-hour meeting begins in cedar rapids, IA.
lord, let it go by quickly.