W: what was that noise? B: i tried to barp while going over the railroad tracks. W: …barp? B: did i just say barp? W: what the hell is barp?? B: it sounds like burp, but rhymes with larp, but they are completely unrelated. you can burp while you larp,
this is very much a possibility. brett seems to think i’ve always had it. i am not a doctor or a therapist or in any way at all capable of diagnosing myself with such a disorder. however, my behavior seems to be
1. i’m sick. 2. i can’t breathe through my nose. 3. nose spray is the devil. why must it feel SO GOOD? 4. nose inhalers, on the other hand are awesome. but i can’t breathe enough to inhale it. 5. colds make my asthma worse. 6. my
i have never really been “normal”, exactly, which i don’t mind. it’s made me who i am today–successful. HOWEVER, if i had to go back in time and change a few things, i probably would. one of those things being… not wearing rugrats apparel to school past
i wish i was kidding. i also should preface this post with the fact that i had a couple glasses of wine last night (yes, just 2, but wine kicks my ass) before going to bed. brett had downloaded sunday’s episode of dexter, and this season is nearly impossible