last week: W: so, jen left my apartment at 12:30 AM, went to wal-mart, and then sent me a picture of a lumpy pumpkin. M: … J: it was really lumpy!!! and i needed milk! W: yea. she also sent me a picture of an elephant. M: were you near
i know this has been passed around the internet a couple million times, but i have it saved in a text file on my laptop for the sole purpose of remembering how much fun we had when we were kids. and i have to say that everything in this list
cue night at the roxbury music W: dude! i just looked at that truck and it said 53′ on the side of it, and THEN we passed mile marker 53! jesus is playing tricks on us! B: yea… jesus already played a trick on you, babe. why am i with
brett and i went to best buy last night, specifically to look for the gaming headset he wanted, and then it turned into a joke about how we can’t go to best buy without buying a TV. and then we bought a TV. we bought this TV. it’s
 *then…*… … and now… let’s try that again. … … then… … … and now… she is squatting in this picture. i made her. … … so… not only have we not changed in *height* in the last 14 years, we really haven’t changed at all. i’