Idiocracy Is No Longer Just A Movie... It's A Prophecy

adam and i have been neglecting the grocery shopping lately. the cabinets are bare except for the ramen and oreos, which is why i had oreos and mountain dew for breakfast. i don’t eat ramen unless i’m desperate. and oreos are a far cry from desperation. anyway, we…

Almost Finished

i think i’m pretty much done with my resume/portfolio. godaddy was having a promo the other day and if you signed up, you received a free domain. i finished up my portfolio when i was at work, came home, registered a domain, and voile! i can has new…

A Little Self-Promotion

if you need a website, i need business. i’m looking for some personal projects to get started on. i’ll design the smallest projects to full websites at reasonable prices. i’m re-designing my portfolio/resume with all of my latest completed projects so that should help. e-mail me…

Future Rock Star

saturday adam and i went to one of the frequent BBQ/drunkfests with the rest of his platoon & friends. we picked up a couple tubs of potato salad, a case of budweiser, and got there right as everyone started showing up. there was a pretty big turnout and i got…

"WTF Is A Sesame?!"

adam and i stayed up late last night watching youtube videos of mitch hedberg stand up. i don’t know why or how i missed this gem.…

I Knew It!

there HAD to come a day when someone out there would tell me that ice cream is good for me. i just knew it. if you don’t believe me, read it yourself.…

Database Update

i’m in the middle of upgrading wordpress and i’m tired and irritable and i think if i stare at anymore SQL tonight i’m going to freak out. i had enough of that at work today as it is. and i didn’t even get any of my…