funniest thing i've read in a while

schala: … youve never had a pap smear.

schala: Let me explain

schala: they make you lay on a cold hospital bed with your legs like whee and then they shove a whoops in your wahoo and make it go zweep and then it goes weeeeeem and then they poke your weebleweebles and then you’re done

danni: -Blinks.-

danni: Explain that in ENGLISH?!

schala: I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A METAL CHIP CLIP

thank you, bash.org, for hours of entertainment.