[](/content/images/2010/09/boots.png)i want every single one of these. and all of them have free overnight or 2-day shipping on [endless.com](http://www.endless.com). shoot me now.
i passed my CEH exam on friday. and today i got endorsed for my full CISSP (woot!). this is really exciting for me. mostly because if you had told me 2 years ago that i would have both of these certifications already, i would have said you’re shitting me.
i really wonder what my maintenance man thinks after visiting our apartment. a couple weeks ago, i put in a maintenance request to fix a few things in our apartment. like my bathroom cabinet door that was hanging on by 1 screw. and the vent on our microwave that just
things that taste better than hot molten slag: 1. cold slag 2. chalk 3. rotten bananas 4. fertilizer 5. spray-on tans 6. adhesive 7. dog food 8. nyquil 9. moldy bread also, it hurts. in case you didn’t know.
driving back from the bank… on the radio…”If you see anymore traffic problems, give us a call!” W: All of Rivers Ave is a traffic problem! B: No, it’s just that everyone in traffic on Rivers Ave has problems. And people with problems WILL have traffic problems. W: