setting: i’m on my laptop procrastinating writing a paper and adam is playing his new game.
ADAM: strange frustrated grunting noise
ME: does that help you win?
ADAM: shut up! stop making fun of me.
ME: what? you make fun of me every day… a lot…
ADAM: i’ll kill you.
ME: no, you can’t. because i’m a real viking and you’re only a pretend viking.
ADAM: how are you a viking?
ME: BECAUSE I WENT TO THE VIKING LAND AND THEY MADE ME A VIKING!
he should really know these things by now.