Needed An Upgrade

i was sick of staring at my old layout, so i “hired” a friend of mine, amanda, to whip up this badass drawing for a new design. i told her i’d pay her, and she said NO WAY DON’T GIVE ME MONEY, but because of the sheer awesomeness

What Happens When...

what happens when you invite Cookie Monster to your party? he eats DESTROYS all your cookies!  *the inevitable happens.* *quick! 5-second rule!* EAT THEM! OM NOM NOM! MOAR COOKIES! nom

This Is So Messed Up

brett and i went to see paranormal activity 2 last night. i was reluctant since the first one was pretty much a waste of $20, but i also love scary movies so what the hell. it couldn’t be much worse. we were both pleasantly (and unfortunately) surprised after realizing

Durability of Cardboard

do not underestimate it. man, this is gonna sound weird. so, brett and i were rough-housing in bed last night, and before that gets taken out of context, i would like to state that this story is 100% unrelated to sex, so you can just throw that out the window

Poll: New Toy

brett and i are moving in less than a month to a new townhouse. this townhouse happens to have a huge garage. a garage means i will have a big space for a work bench, that could possibly become home to a new MIG welder and all of my necessary