02/02/03

you know, i've gotten some weird IMs in the past, but i got two weird IMs today within an hour or two of eachother... why me? sometimes i wonder if these are intentionally to bug the hell out of me, or maybe these people really are a little out there...
him: i just found out that if you goto my friends house with a bottle of vodka, and give his mom a few shots... then she's all yours
me: ...
him: ...
me: who are you?
him: oh wait
him: you're not eric
me: no..

her: have you ever had a lemon bubble ?
me: who are you and what is that?
her: well i was goin to ask you the same thing, cuz someone is telling me bout it and i dont know what the hell they are talking bout
me: who are you
her: will this be end for this dynamic duo or will there evil foes finally get whats comig to them ........... ?