driving back from the bank…
on the radio…”If you see anymore traffic problems, give us a call!”
W: All of Rivers Ave is a traffic problem!
B: No, it’s just that everyone in traffic on Rivers Ave has problems. And people with problems WILL have traffic problems.
W: Even better when no one here wears helmets! (SC law doesn’t require people on bikes/motorcycles to wear helmets)
B: They should ALL wear helmets.
W: Even while driving a car? No one wears helmets while they’re driving.
*random guy wearing a helmet driving a MINIVAN passes us*
B: THAT GUY DOES!!!
the timing couldn’t have been better. or worse, in my case.