Wearing A Helmet

driving back from the bank…

on the radio…”If you see anymore traffic problems, give us a call!”

W: All of Rivers Ave is a traffic problem!

B: No, it’s just that everyone in traffic on Rivers Ave has problems. And people with problems WILL have traffic problems.

W: Even better when no one here wears helmets! (SC law doesn’t require people on bikes/motorcycles to wear helmets)

B: They should ALL wear helmets.

W: Even while driving a car? No one wears helmets while they’re driving.

random guy wearing a helmet driving a MINIVAN passes us

B: THAT GUY DOES!!!

the timing couldn’t have been better. or worse, in my case.