Living Room Small-Talk

setting: i’m on my laptop procrastinating writing a paper and adam is playing his new game.

ADAM: strange frustrated grunting noise

ME: does that help you win?

ADAM: shut up! stop making fun of me.

ME: what? you make fun of me every day… a lot…

ADAM: i’ll kill you.

ME: no, you can’t. because i’m a real viking and you’re only a pretend viking.

ADAM: how are you a viking?

ME: BECAUSE I WENT TO THE VIKING LAND AND THEY MADE ME A VIKING!

he should really know these things by now.