Monthly Archives: October 2010

This Is So Messed Up

brett and i went to see paranormal activity 2 last night. i was reluctant since the first one was pretty much a waste of $20, but i also love scary movies so what the hell. it couldn’t be much worse. … Continue reading →

Durability of Cardboard

do not underestimate it. man, this is gonna sound weird. so, brett and i were rough-housing in bed last night, and before that gets taken out of context, i would like to state that this story is 100% unrelated to … Continue reading →

Poll: New Toy

brett and i are moving in less than a month to a new townhouse. this townhouse happens to have a huge garage. a garage means i will have a big space for a work bench, that could possibly become home … Continue reading →

After Lunch Discussion

W: what was that noise? B: i tried to barp while going over the railroad tracks. W: …barp? B: did i just say barp? W: what the hell is barp?? B: it sounds like burp, but rhymes with larp, but … Continue reading →

Developing A.D.D.?

this is very much a possibility. brett seems to think i’ve always had it. i am not a doctor or a therapist or in any way at all capable of diagnosing myself with such a disorder. however, my behavior seems … Continue reading →

Stuck In Bed, 13 Things

i’m sick. i can’t breathe through my nose. nose spray is the devil. why must it feel SO GOOD? nose inhalers, on the other hand are awesome. but i can’t breathe enough to inhale it. colds make my asthma worse. … Continue reading →

Dangers of Wearing Pleather

i have never really been “normal”, exactly, which i don’t mind. it’s made me who i am today–successful. HOWEVER, if i had to go back in time and change a few things, i probably would. one of those things being… … Continue reading →

I Got Stuck in My Bathroom

i wish i was kidding. i also should preface this post with the fact that i had a couple glasses of wine last night (yes, *just* 2, but wine kicks my ass) before going to bed. brett had downloaded sunday’s … Continue reading →

Hiding Knives In Bushes

brett and i went to see jason aldean friday night. this was the first country concert he and i have been to together, and i think, after last night’s experience, that we should go to many more in our future. … Continue reading →

Ridiculously Strong Cravings

i know most women get cravings for random crap, especially while PMSing. or… preggo. but i’ve always gotten the WORST cravings at the worst moments. like right now. at my desk. i can practically taste a freaking cheeseburger but i … Continue reading →