for whatever reason, loki has decided she doesn’t like waiting for us to wake up in the morning to do her business. she gets these random spurts. like… she’ll go without having an accident for 7-8 months, and then one … Continue reading
i’ve posted a couple random stories on here about childhood shenanigans involving becky, my childhood best friend. although, i still consider her a best friend, despite the fact that we never get to see each other (she has a habit … Continue reading
when i was leaving the exam center on friday, i was all smiles after finding out that i had passed. i texted brett earlier that day and told him that if i passed, i was going to treat myself to … Continue reading
i want every single one of these. and all of them have free overnight or 2-day shipping on endless.com. shoot me now.
i passed my CEH exam on friday. and today i got endorsed for my full CISSP (woot!). this is really exciting for me. mostly because if you had told me 2 years ago that i would have both of these … Continue reading
i really wonder what my maintenance man thinks after visiting our apartment. a couple weeks ago, i put in a maintenance request to fix a few things in our apartment. like my bathroom cabinet door that was hanging on by … Continue reading
things that taste better than hot molten slag: cold slag chalk rotten bananas fertilizer spray-on tans adhesive dog food nyquil moldy bread also, it hurts. in case you didn’t know.
driving back from the bank… on the radio…”If you see anymore traffic problems, give us a call!” W: All of Rivers Ave is a traffic problem! B: No, it’s just that everyone in traffic on Rivers Ave has problems. And … Continue reading
before any immediate family reads this and freaks out again, i’ve talked to doctors about this and it is, according to them, “not a big deal”. HOWEVER, it is an annoying deal. my tonsils have holes in them. technically, they … Continue reading
i did not read this workout carefully enough before going to crossfit this afternoon. 3 rounds for time: 10 Turkish get-ups, 5 each arm (15lbs) 20 strict pullups (meaning no swinging) 30 ring dips (with a band, i can’t even … Continue reading
